Thursday, September 23, 2010

Prop. 19

So, I don't know if many people outside of the sunny state of California are aware, but there is a pretty important proposition on the ballot this November in California. Proposition 19, which is the legalization of cannabis initiative, could very well pass. I myself will be voting FOR the proposition. Anyone else live in California? What are you planning to vote for? It doesn't matter which way you're voting, just get out and vote!

Also, watch the Union if you are unable to make up your mind. It's a great video.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Wear a Condom

I'll preface with this story by saying I work at a grocery store. So I was walking around the story when I heard a bloodcurdling scream from an annoying little girl whining and begging her dad to buy her donuts. Her dad says "No, we aren't going to buy those." Then, he pauses and points to me and says "That man works here. He said we can't get any, sorry" Wtf, not only do I not want to be your scapegoat, but now it's my god damn responsibility to break the bad news to your stupid cunt turd of a child. On top of that, the guy said "You're gonna have to ask that man if you want them, but he said no." So the kid asks me, all teary eye'd and I said "Yes, of course you may have them!" Because fuck that guy.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

So today I'm just going to rant a little bit. There is this old lady that sits behind me in chemistry class and she is the most annoying miserable cunt in the universe. She always answers anything the professor generally asks the class, even rhetorical questions, under her breath. It's really irritating. She also has a lisp, and talks kind of like the way Dane Cook impersonates the way women speak. I didn't think anyone actually spoke like that until now. It takes all of my willpower to not lean back and headbutt her in the jaw whenever I hear her mouth open. Ok, that's it for now.

PS Dane Cook sucks.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Best Goddamn Song In the World

You can't deny these songs don't send a chill down your spine. Plus, Grace Slick is pretty hot.


Why does McDonald's exclusively market to the urban crowd now? I want equal burger representation! It seems like every McDonald's commercial is some sort of rap or R&B song that is directed at a black audience.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

bird dicks

I've always wondered, do birds have dicks? Why don't we ever see them? How do birds have sex? Wtf science, COME UP WITH AN ANSWER ALREADY.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010