Sunday, September 19, 2010

Wear a Condom



I'll preface with this story by saying I work at a grocery store. So I was walking around the story when I heard a bloodcurdling scream from an annoying little girl whining and begging her dad to buy her donuts. Her dad says "No, we aren't going to buy those." Then, he pauses and points to me and says "That man works here. He said we can't get any, sorry" Wtf, not only do I not want to be your scapegoat, but now it's my god damn responsibility to break the bad news to your stupid cunt turd of a child. On top of that, the guy said "You're gonna have to ask that man if you want them, but he said no." So the kid asks me, all teary eye'd and I said "Yes, of course you may have them!" Because fuck that guy.
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25 comments:

  1. Lucas NowelSeptember 19, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    YOU GO DUDE!!!! lol.

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  2. J MoSeptember 19, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    I miss the rugrats

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  3. Light Weight Baby!September 19, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    Good ideas here

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  4. Biff TannerSeptember 19, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    That's great

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  5. Nerd LifeSeptember 19, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    very interesting indeed!

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  6. ramrod360September 19, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    Thats how you do it!

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  7. Light Weight Baby!September 20, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    Thanks for the kind comments on my blog :)

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  8. ShredGuitarSeptember 20, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Ah very nice.

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  9. Lewis ChanSeptember 20, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    picture makes me think of chocolate pudding

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  10. David DavidsonSeptember 20, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    LOL. You are such an asshole, but I'd do the same thing in your position.

    So we can be assholes together. :)

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  11. iammyselfSeptember 20, 2010 at 11:32 PM

    LOL you did the right thing.

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  12. JemzSeptember 21, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    Great story. Did she finally got her donuts?

    S!

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  13. MutefoxSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    Yeah, that was lame of him. I hate parents, with the exception of my roommates.

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  14. Nerd LifeSeptember 22, 2010 at 12:32 AM

    great stuff here!

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  15. LemmiwinksSeptember 22, 2010 at 3:55 AM

    great post, bro!

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 4:25 AM

    showing some luv.

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  17. HitmanSeptember 22, 2010 at 5:03 AM

    great post..

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  18. Archivist X0042September 22, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    dont wanna end up like stu now..do we?

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  19. Mister SharafSeptember 22, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    ugh, agreed :D

    followin

    http://chilltimeitis.blogspot.com/

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  20. Souf.September 22, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    haha awesome.

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  21. SweeeeeetasSeptember 22, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Lol I woulda done the same! good on ya!

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  22. peedewbaSeptember 24, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    BIRTHCONTROLL send it to the ghetto

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  23. DyldogSeptember 28, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    epic is all i have to say.

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  24. MattOctober 12, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    The other day I was walking with my girlfriend and some kid was running ahead her mother. She told her daughter that me and my girlfriend were olice officers who weren't in uniform and that we would arrest her if she didn't get back. That girl gave us the filthiest look before storming back to her mother.

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  25. polishwarriorNovember 15, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Damn parents. It's more fun to be evil to your kids!

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