Sunday, September 19, 2010

Wear a Condom



I'll preface with this story by saying I work at a grocery store. So I was walking around the story when I heard a bloodcurdling scream from an annoying little girl whining and begging her dad to buy her donuts. Her dad says "No, we aren't going to buy those." Then, he pauses and points to me and says "That man works here. He said we can't get any, sorry" Wtf, not only do I not want to be your scapegoat, but now it's my god damn responsibility to break the bad news to your stupid cunt turd of a child. On top of that, the guy said "You're gonna have to ask that man if you want them, but he said no." So the kid asks me, all teary eye'd and I said "Yes, of course you may have them!" Because fuck that guy.

26 comments:

  1. Thanks for the kind comments on my blog :)

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  2. picture makes me think of chocolate pudding

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  3. LOL. You are such an asshole, but I'd do the same thing in your position.

    So we can be assholes together. :)

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  4. Great story. Did she finally got her donuts?

    S!

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  5. Yeah, that was lame of him. I hate parents, with the exception of my roommates.

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  6. dont wanna end up like stu now..do we?

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  7. ugh, agreed :D

    followin

    http://chilltimeitis.blogspot.com/

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  8. Lol I woulda done the same! good on ya!

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  9. BIRTHCONTROLL send it to the ghetto

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  10. The other day I was walking with my girlfriend and some kid was running ahead her mother. She told her daughter that me and my girlfriend were olice officers who weren't in uniform and that we would arrest her if she didn't get back. That girl gave us the filthiest look before storming back to her mother.

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  11. Damn parents. It's more fun to be evil to your kids!

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