Thursday, September 16, 2010



So today I'm just going to rant a little bit. There is this old lady that sits behind me in chemistry class and she is the most annoying miserable cunt in the universe. She always answers anything the professor generally asks the class, even rhetorical questions, under her breath. It's really irritating. She also has a lisp, and talks kind of like the way Dane Cook impersonates the way women speak. I didn't think anyone actually spoke like that until now. It takes all of my willpower to not lean back and headbutt her in the jaw whenever I hear her mouth open. Ok, that's it for now.

PS Dane Cook sucks.

23 comments:

  1. Is there no way for you to get in another seat?

    Reminds me of this kid in my old psych class who kept clearing his throat. I swear, he was either a chronic smoker or the fat around his neck made it hard for him to breathe.

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  2. That must be hell :( Try sitting somewhere else? Or steal her purse..

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  3. Daily support, comrade *commie salute* No support for Dane Cook tho.

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  4. ZIdane Rocks. That was his best moment in football. i loved it.

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  5. Gotta love that headbut! Following xD

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  6. why is she taking chemistry in the first place

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  7. All I can imagine him thinking as he does that is "get some!".

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  8. Ah the days of Zidane !

    Supporting and following !


    http://tetru.blogspot.com

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  9. Headbutt her anyway?
    supportin' and followin'
    http://thespyisaspy.blogspot.com/

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  10. headbutt her
    or turn round and say "STFU. it was a rhetorical fucking question. just shut. the fuck. up. ok? FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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  11. good rant its good to get stuff off ur chest

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  12. Stopped by to read your latest. Good stuff.

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  13. dane cook does suck, but thanks for the amazing GIF. following and supporting

    http://teegsphoto.blogspot.com/

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