Thursday, September 16, 2010



So today I'm just going to rant a little bit. There is this old lady that sits behind me in chemistry class and she is the most annoying miserable cunt in the universe. She always answers anything the professor generally asks the class, even rhetorical questions, under her breath. It's really irritating. She also has a lisp, and talks kind of like the way Dane Cook impersonates the way women speak. I didn't think anyone actually spoke like that until now. It takes all of my willpower to not lean back and headbutt her in the jaw whenever I hear her mouth open. Ok, that's it for now.

PS Dane Cook sucks.
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23 comments:

  1. David DavidsonSeptember 16, 2010 at 11:53 PM

    Is there no way for you to get in another seat?

    Reminds me of this kid in my old psych class who kept clearing his throat. I swear, he was either a chronic smoker or the fat around his neck made it hard for him to breathe.

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  2. PolishMeKnobSeptember 17, 2010 at 1:44 AM

    Yeah, Dane Cook can be a tool.

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  3. RawrSeptember 17, 2010 at 6:54 AM

    nice dude, support

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  4. J MoSeptember 17, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    That must be hell :( Try sitting somewhere else? Or steal her purse..

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  5. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    interesting post here

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  6. MutefoxSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    Daily support, comrade *commie salute* No support for Dane Cook tho.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 18, 2010 at 2:55 AM

    ZIdane Rocks. That was his best moment in football. i loved it.

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  8. kurinaSeptember 18, 2010 at 4:43 AM

    Gotta love that headbut! Following xD

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  9. Lewis ChanSeptember 18, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    why is she taking chemistry in the first place

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  10. ! http://elpirato666.blogspot.com/September 18, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    This is what a man looks like!

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  11. llllollllllSeptember 19, 2010 at 1:00 AM

    ouch. That's gotta hurt

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2010 at 1:14 AM

    haha,nice :D

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  13. Dr. SteveSeptember 19, 2010 at 1:39 AM

    All I can imagine him thinking as he does that is "get some!".

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  14. Tetru EunorSeptember 19, 2010 at 2:26 AM

    Ah the days of Zidane !

    Supporting and following !


    http://tetru.blogspot.com

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2010 at 2:48 AM

    do what the cunt puncher does

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  16. nuttinbutapeanutSeptember 19, 2010 at 4:15 AM

    Be like Zidane, bro! Courage Zidane!

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  17. JackHorrisonSeptember 19, 2010 at 4:28 AM

    Headbutt her anyway?
    supportin' and followin'
    http://thespyisaspy.blogspot.com/

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  18. MarkSeptember 19, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    headbutt her
    or turn round and say "STFU. it was a rhetorical fucking question. just shut. the fuck. up. ok? FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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  19. lulz88September 19, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    good rant its good to get stuff off ur chest

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  20. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 19, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    thanks for the inspiration!

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  21. SaveitSeptember 19, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    Stopped by to read your latest. Good stuff.

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  22. TeegsSeptember 23, 2010 at 7:53 PM

    dane cook does suck, but thanks for the amazing GIF. following and supporting

    http://teegsphoto.blogspot.com/

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  23. peedewbaSeptember 24, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

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